Dana Carvey Threatens To Overtake Robin Williams As Most Annoying Talk Show Guest Ever

Do you ever get overwhelmed by your DVR? Like, you're sitting there on your couch, you open up your list of unwatched shows and there are like four unwatched episodes of Cougar Town sitting there, mocking you? That happened to me on Sunday, but instead of letting it get me down, I barreled through the clutter of my DVR like C. Thomas Howell in Tank. I watched Real Housewives, I caught up on the Office and I even cleared out a few episodes of Late Night With Jimmy Fallon.

Anyway, now that you have some context about why I'm talking about something that happened last Thursday night today, I thought I'd bring up Dana Carvey's recent appearance on LNWJF. I couldn't tell you what he was promoting, exactly, but the very second he caught sight of the cameras, he managed to morph himself into a whirling dervish of such annoying proportions that even Robin Williams would've been like, "Dude, you need to chill." It's clearly been ages since Carvey has had a camera trained on him for this amount of time, and sadly, he let it get to him: not content with having two entire segments all to himself (!), he also interrupted the poor Ghost Hunters (whoever they are!) on multiple occasions, hogging the spotlight like it was his JOB. It's not that we don't have a soft spot for Hans and Franz, "Choppin' Broccoli," or the Church Lady, but Carvs, we beg of you, dial it down a notch or two next time!