Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense

She's yet to sign the divorce papers, but Katy Perry is clearly over Russell Brand because she's been making a sustained play for Tim Tebow. On stage to perform some songs at a pre-Super Bowl party, she made sure to let the virgin quarterback know that she'd be up for seeing his peacock any day of the week when she dedicated "Peacock" to him personally. But it didn't end there: Perry continued with a double-barrel assault at the NFL Honors ceremony on Saturday by singling him out when she took to the stage to present an award. "Hey Tim, my parents say hi," she said, a coy reference to the fact her minister parents have already said they want the pair to hook up because of Tebow's Christian beliefs. Slutty sources add there's every possibility that the two engaged in a frottage fiesta at the Super Bowl itself because they booked adjoining suites at the event. Stay tuned … [E!]

Alec Baldwin also had trouble keeping himself composed in front of Tebow when he hosted the NFL Honors, but was more concerned with keeping the players calm about the sport's possible Kardashian-related downfall. "It would take 800 years for the Kardashians to date and destroy all of them," he said. [NYDN] In related news, Kim Karcrapian wasn't kidding about that bible study carry-on. A million blurghs. [Daily Mail]

Why is Angelina Jolie smiling in this photo from 2010? Because she knows she has planted the seed of doubt in the union betwixt Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis and that within a couple of short years she can add two more scalps to the pile of relationships she has destroyed. Well, according to this breathless fan fiction. "It's no coincidence that things began to unravel for Johnny and Vanessa when he started working with Angelina on The Tourist last February," ghost whispered an imaginary source. "Vanessa was absolutely convinced that Johnny slept with Angelina, and her jealousy and suspicions ended up destroying them." [Showbiz Spy]

First there was the cock cake and now a pronounced love of the gays – it looks like I'll have to upgrade my opinion of Miley Cyrus from indifferent to kind of awesome. The singer has hit back at Christians and others who take issue with her pro-homosexualist marriage stance. "If you were a true Christian, you would have your facts straight. Christianity is about love," she said. "I believe every American should be allowed the same rights and civil liberties." [Glamour]

It's official, Zac Efron and Lily Collins are doing it — holding hands that is. Because no matter how old Zac gets I'll still be older and feel all AMBER alert-y if I think of him in a sexual context. Moving on. These two kiddly winks went out on a date in West Hollywood last night and acted all coy for the cameras. It's a power move for Lily, as though she probably likes him for who he is etcetera it certainly can't hurt her transition from daughter of Phil Collins to bonafide star/real-life human girl/tabloid fodder. [Daily Mail]

Katy Perry Wants to Know Tim Tebow in the Biblical Sense

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